07.03.09
Twitter Updates for 2009-07-03
- Is it wrong for me to be impressed? More than eight times the limit and she could still walk a straight line in heels. http://bit.ly/chxL3 #
- @Browners Are the foxes on Twitter?! We have noisy neighbours having a party and singing loudly and badly. They’ve shut up now though. in reply to Browners #
- @JulieMKnapp Untreated? That’s unbelievable! in reply to JulieMKnapp #
- I’m seriously thinking of unfollowing anyone who tweets about lunar fruit. #
- Can anyone please tell me if you can use Skype on the iPhone? Thanks. #
- @Travelwriticus My blog is http://www.roamingtales.com. This is a favourite: http://blogs.nationalgeographic.com/blogs/intelligenttravel/ #
- @umarket It’s clever but it’s really annoying so it risks a backlash. And I don’t remember the brand name of the company, only the keyword. in reply to umarket #
- @aptinfrance Thank you for the Skype link. Hoping to speak to my husband tonight. in reply to aptinfrance #
- @umarket I thought @ourman had it right in this post: http://ourmanonplanetearth.com/2009/07/02/moonfruit/ in reply to umarket #
- RT @dooce Until the iPhone can take my baby’s temperature I WILL REMAIN UNIMPRESSED. #
- Now Heston is poaching pears in the dishwasher. Is this to avoid a repeat of the alleged food poisoning incident? http://bit.ly/2giWTG #
- @aptinfrance We’re only managing to chat so far, not actually talk, but fingers crossed he’ll figure it out! in reply to aptinfrance #
- Can anyone help @browners identify if this is japonica? http://aroundbritainwithapaunch.blogspot.com/2009/06/japonica.html #
- A review of one my favourite Sydney restaurants (although I’ve not been there for 5+ years) by @howardt. http://bit.ly/JA4nh #
- @Reemski You mean Hartigan or the commenter? in reply to Reemski #
- A smoking 2 year old – this is SO sad. http://is.gd/1mibB (via @foodstories @handlewithcare) #
- “I’d rather climb trees than the corporate ladder,” said the free spirit, pleased with her wit but unaware she’d used a zeugma. @definethis #
- @Screenjabber Passive smoking is harmful but, as far as I know, not addictive. I reckon this is child abuse. in reply to Screenjabber #
- @meemalee Thank you. It’s fun – you should have a go. I’m sure you could make it food/cooking themed if you want to! in reply to meemalee #
- Teenagers are good at zeugmas – they drive their cars into walls, and their parents up them. @definethis #
- I went to yoga and the shops (another zeugma there for @definethis) with @elephantcloud this morning. Now I need to buckle down and work. #
- Please feel free to yell at me if I come back to Twitter before 5pm London time. #
- @FoodStories I didn’t think Sketch was ‘all that’. in reply to FoodStories #
- Harry is an introverted guy. We know that he is either a librarian or a salesman. Which one do you think he most probably is? #
- @amanda It puzzles me too. I sometimes wish pace would slow down as it’s hard to keep track of new followers and choose who to follow back. in reply to amanda #
- @nuevanomad I’m sceptical of soy linseed bread as I think it’s probably a way for Big Food to get rid of excess soy, grown for animal feed. in reply to nuevanomad #
- So @jenniferesque says ‘librarian’. Anyone else want to play? #
- #followfriday @charlieconnelly @amanda @jenniferesque @alaninantwerp @screenjabber @travelwriticus @ourman @browners For being interactive. #
- Mwah hah! This conclusion neglects the fact that salesmen outnumber librarians about 100 to 1. http://bit.ly/bEv9L @jenniferesque #
- @jenniferesque I am duly chastised and going back to work now. in reply to jenniferesque #
- Nice to see @kevinspacey on Twitter. It’s a shame he’s only following 4 people, though he does seem to converse with followers quite a bit. #
- @KevinSpacey I have enjoyed your theatre work at the Old Vic (the plays that you have performed in more so than others). #
- @KevinSpacey It’s a while ago now but that final scene in National Anthems was electrifying! Tightrope but you pulled it off brilliantly. #
- @KevinSpacey I liked Speed the Plow, All About My Mother, Cinderella. I didn’t enjoy Resurrection Blues and The Soldier’s Tale. #
- Watching the two Andys on http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/8131864.stm Riveting! #
- Messrs Roddick and Murray serve the ball and their countries. #zeugma @definethis #
- @handlewithcare @higgis But @andy_murray has beaten Federer plenty of times, especially recently. #wimbledon in reply to handlewithcare #
- @higgis Yes, I’m not sure about the surfaces. in reply to higgis #
- @sarahleetravels It’s streaming live at http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/8131864.stm in reply to sarahleetravels #
- @rachelclarke It’s streaming live at http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/8131864.stm in reply to rachelclarke #
- @andy_murray You’ve done us all proud. Well done. Sorry you didn’t make it through. #
- That was a fantastic game between Roddick and Murray. I’m sorry @andy_murray didn’t win (and Lleyton Hewitt earlier in week). #wimbledon #
- RT @tweetmeme 10 Amazing Facts about Water Use Worldwide | EcoSalon http://bit.ly/oZfCU #
- Happy Eco-Independence Day (by @amydufault on EcoSalon) http://cli.gs/mD93N #
- #wimbledon ate my afternoon. Behind on my work now. Going out to dinner at pub with @elephantcloud and @mrelephantcloud so work will keep. #
- Question: What do you get if you contract swine influenza? Answer: Swine flu. (It’s not quite a #zeugma, just a bad pun). @definethis #
- The plastic surgeon let the glamour model pick her breast size but not her nose. #zeugma @definethis #
- My swine flu joke might be too subtle… anyone else need it explained? Clue – “contract” has a double meaning. #
- The betrayed girlfriend posted a Dear John letter and the contents on her blog. #zeugma @definethis #
- Me too! RT @jeffjarvis If you see me tweeting a lot, you can bet I am procrastinating other (longer) writing I should be doing. Shame on me. #
- @handlewithcare They are all either a) watching Wimbledon or b) celebrating 4th of July or c) both. in reply to handlewithcare #
- The soccer player kicked the ball – and himself as he realised it was an own goal. #zeugma @definethis #
- Can someone please confirm that they actually got my swine flu contraction joke because I keep getting asked to explain it. #
- @howardt @jasminchua Glad to hear it! I realise that I can’t necessarily expect people to actually laugh, but comprehension is a good start. #
- I’m glad at least a few of you got it, even if you didn’t all think it was funny. #
- RT @conniereece @TheEntertainer Whenever I see “get more followers pitch” in feed or DM, I delete. Help clean up community! #deletespammers #
- @digitalmaverick Are you kidding? It’s cool outside. I just walked back from dinner and I needed to put a jacket on. #justsayin in reply to digitalmaverick #
- Brits are like Goldilocks when it comes to the weather. It’s always too hot or too cold and rarely “just right”. Quit whining! #justsayin #
- @digitalmaverick Where are you? I’m staying with friends in far north London (zone 4). I think it’s about 15C out. Open a window! in reply to digitalmaverick #
- @digitalmaverick Okay, 15C might be out. BBC Weather says it’s currently 23C. I’m sceptical but even so, hardly “blisteringly hot”! in reply to digitalmaverick #
- Best way to use a sash window to cool down a room – open at top and bottom to let cool air enter at bottom and warm air escape at top. #
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